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(502): View more from Kentucky

i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list

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(954): View more from Florida

8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.

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(650): View more from California

She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet

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(850): View more from Florida

My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.

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(1-618): View more from Illinois

Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂

(618): View more from Illinois

Your skills amaze me

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode

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