you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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