idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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