her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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