If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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