Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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