If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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