Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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