Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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