uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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