You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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