let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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