I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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