This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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