Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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