I wish my penis had an off switch
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
please come you make the beer taste better
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It was confusing and full of hummus
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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