I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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