so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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