Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
third nipple confirmed
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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