"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.