I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.