I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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