so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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