If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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