Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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