My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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