used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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