when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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