Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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