We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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