tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We have so much sex to catch up on
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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