Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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