what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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