Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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