why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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