that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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