i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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