I hate your face
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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