i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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