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what?
penguin condom
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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