Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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