I swear she didn't look like that last week.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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