I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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