We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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