Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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