There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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