420 ftw
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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