On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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