Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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