Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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