No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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