he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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