Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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