I don't think brook has ever known best
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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